punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

(via microwavesex)

klefable:

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

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dreshdae:

graynard:

blocked by god and muted by the devil

i have no group chat and i must vent

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prettypositivity:

be careful with how much you tolerate. you are teaching them how to treat you

(via hit-thatg)

just-shower-thoughts:

Getting older is when you realize that you get more joy from people opening your presents, than you do from opening your own

(via modernlife-catastrophe)

socotic:

when he remembers the small unimportant details about you

(via modernlife-catastrophe)

ilcastro:

stardustandswirls:

me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

Demon to me: I could ask you the same thing

(via waveking06)